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		<title>Dovada de iubire</title>
		<link>http://www.poznasu.ro/bancuri/dovada-de-iubire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 20:34:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ColdFire</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc cu marinari]]></category>
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		<title>Italianul si Romanii</title>
		<link>http://www.poznasu.ro/bancuri/bancuri-cu-oameni/italianul-si-romanii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 20:23:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un italian angajeaza 3 romani sa-i vopseasca gardul din jurul casei. Dis-de-dimineata, inainte de a pleca la munca, italianul le da celor 3 instructiunile: - Aveti aici 3 galeti de vopsea care ajung pentru tot gardul. In bucatarie e mancare, cand v-o fi foame va puteti servi. Aaa, era sa uit. Ati vazut calul pe [...]

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		<title>O gluma despre politicieni</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 14:56:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ColdFire</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A priest walked into a barber shop. After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said, &#8220;No charge. I consider it a service to the Lord.&#8221; The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 prayer books and a thank you note from the priest in [...]

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		<title>Bancuri scurte</title>
		<link>http://www.poznasu.ro/bancuri/bancuri-cu-oameni/bancuri-scurte/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 16:44:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doua blonde la o receptie simandicoasa, dupa ce au defilat pe la bufet, una-i spune celeilalte: “Draga, hai sa plecam ! Vinul, cica e vechi, icrele sunt negre!” In toiul noptii, Bula, cu vanatai pe fata si cu doua valize in maini, suna la usa casei lui taica-sau. - Ce-i cu tine, Bula, la ora [...]

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		<title>Parola</title>
		<link>http://www.poznasu.ro/bancuri/bancuri-cu-blonde/parola/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 11:26:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Bancul Zilei</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 21:11:33 +0000</pubDate>
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